tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163431602012-02-16T19:52:11.210-05:00Mickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01047885766415375402noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16343160.post-1953812808262624842007-10-27T22:48:00.000-04:002007-10-29T07:39:46.539-04:00<p><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YZezIEJpkmU&amp;color1=0xd6d6d6&amp;color2=0xf0f0f0&amp;border=0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YZezIEJpkmU&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Do you hate that your ordinary kitchen knife can't cut through a solid metal rod or a soda can? Do you wish that you had a knife so sharp that you wouldn't even have to move your arm to cut things? Are you getting annoyed by these contrived questions? Well, we have a solution! 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Also, there is no such thing as the Miracle Slate.</em></p><p><em>This is not an endorsement of the Miracle Blade Perfection series or any other knife.</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16343160-195381280826262484?l=mostuselessproducts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01047885766415375402noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16343160.post-1128207573885328132005-10-01T18:36:00.000-04:002005-10-01T18:59:33.893-04:00<a href="http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/images1/DivideProPans.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/images1/DivideProPans.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><p>Want a pan with dividers that get in the way when you try to cook? Well, now we have what you've been waiting for. Ingeniously designed to give you less space to cook your food, the Divide Pro is great for people who have tiny spatulas. But wait! There's more! <strong>Get all that you see here for $19.95! (Oh, and our lawyers said we have to tell you that we also charge you for shipping. How much is it, you ask? Buy the Divide Pro and read the bill after the product arrives!)</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16343160-112820757388532813?l=mostuselessproducts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01047885766415375402noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16343160.post-1125902492101939112005-09-05T02:17:00.000-04:002007-10-27T22:47:43.825-04:00<a href="http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/09/carpetflick/image/swiffer_25.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/09/carpetflick/image/swiffer_25.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/09/carpetflick/image/swiffer_25.jpg"></a><br /><br />Hey, folks! Want a vacuum cleaner minus the deep cleaning capabilities and the ability to pick up fine particles? It's also ingeniously designed so that it can't clean floors. And as an added bonus, its adhesive cartridge has a much shorter life than a vacuum bag. Just flick, trap, toss. All that tossing must be great for the environment! <span style="color:#ff0000;">Waste your money on the CarpetFlick today!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16343160-112590249210193911?l=mostuselessproducts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01047885766415375402noreply@blogger.com1