Divide Pro Pans

Want a pan with dividers that get in the way when you try to cook? Well, now we have what you've been waiting for. Ingeniously designed to give you less space to cook your food, the Divide Pro is great for people who have tiny spatulas. But wait! There's more! Get all that you see here for $19.95! (Oh, and our lawyers said we have to tell you that we also charge you for shipping. How much is it, you ask? Buy the Divide Pro and read the bill after the product arrives!)

Swiffer CarpetFlick

Hey, folks! Want a vacuum cleaner minus the deep cleaning capabilities and the ability to pick up fine particles? It's also ingeniously designed so that it can't clean floors. And as an added bonus, its adhesive cartridge has a much shorter life than a vacuum bag. Just flick, trap, toss. All that tossing must be great for the environment! Waste your money on the CarpetFlick today!